Mo Diddy's Tumblings:

My name is Maurice. This is basically a dump site for the interesting things I stumble across on the web...
Plus my occasional ruminations & tirades.
early-onset-of-night:

Say hello to mechanically separated chicken. It’s what all fast-food chicken is made from—things like chicken nuggets and patties. Also, the processed frozen chicken in the stores is made from it.
Basically, the entire chicken is smashed and pressed through a sieve—bones, eyes, guts, and all. it comes out looking like this.
There’s more: because it’s crawling with bacteria, it will be washed with ammonia, soaked in it, actually. Then, because it tastes gross, it will be reflavored artificially. Then, because it is weirdly pink, it will be dyed with artificial color.
But, hey, at least it tastes good, right?
High five, America!
*smack*

early-onset-of-night:

Say hello to mechanically separated chicken. It’s what all fast-food chicken is made from—things like chicken nuggets and patties. Also, the processed frozen chicken in the stores is made from it.

Basically, the entire chicken is smashed and pressed through a sieve—bones, eyes, guts, and all. it comes out looking like this.

There’s more: because it’s crawling with bacteria, it will be washed with ammonia, soaked in it, actually. Then, because it tastes gross, it will be reflavored artificially. Then, because it is weirdly pink, it will be dyed with artificial color.

But, hey, at least it tastes good, right?

High five, America!

*smack*

2 years ago.

mknell:

Never forget.

mknell:

Never forget.

3 years ago.

zigziggityzoo:

soupsoup:

un:

(via braincraft)
iCade - iPad Arcade Cabinet
omg



lol. wow that’d be sick!

zigziggityzoo:

soupsoup:

un:

(via braincraft)

iCade - iPad Arcade Cabinet

omg

lol. wow that’d be sick!

3 years ago.

onemoretimewithfeeling:

Dog To Allow Child 3 More Yanks On Tail Before Putting An End To This
The Onion never gets it wrong. Great post.

I read this headline while sitting in the back of a workshop and had to try really hard not to LOL!

onemoretimewithfeeling:

Dog To Allow Child 3 More Yanks On Tail Before Putting An End To This

The Onion never gets it wrong. Great post.

I read this headline while sitting in the back of a workshop and had to try really hard not to LOL!

3 years ago.